Random

I swear I'm being abducted by aliens at night.

Over the last 2 weeks, I wake up with a new bruise in a new spot every few days. They are random and some are painful.

I now have a bruise on my right thigh, the inside of my left thigh, my left butt cheek, my left forearm and my right bicep. (Okay, where a bicep would be if I ever actually did any physical activity.)

I just hope they keep the butt probing to a minimum.