Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Let Me Know How That Works Out For You

I got a message on PoF today from a cute guy named Chris. He asked if we could hang out sometime and I said sure. We exchanged phone numbers and he started texting me.

"I really like your shirt in your profile picture."

"Thanks. I've been a Superman fan since grade school."

"I like your big boobs too. They are really nice."

"You men are all the same. :P"

"I hope you're not offended."

I didn't respond to that. Of course I'm offended. You don't talk about someone's breasts when you haven't ever met them!

"Can we still hang out sometime?"

"Only if you promise not to keep talking about my boobs."

"R U really mad?"

"It's annoying. I know I have big boobs. Seems like you're more interested in them than in the person they are attached to."

"No I'm not!? I like them yah, big deal! I'd want to date you! Not your tits!"

"Here's some advice. No girl wants to hear you talking about her boobs. Try complimenting her eyes or her smile."

"You're a tad uptight! Bye!"

Um, and you're a DOUCHE BAG.

If you ever find a woman who thinks you are charming when you tell her you like her tits, well, then you deserve each other.


  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you! You totally did the right thing!
    Creeps say crap like that just to see if you're easy.

  2. well, I don't see why every girl isn't jumping at the chance to date a guy like that! Who doesn't like a complete stranger complimenting their boobs. Isn't that the best way to get a girls attention, stop them on the street and talk about their "tits"?