The Paramedic stood me up for a lunch date today. He didn't even have the decency (read: balls) to call or text to cancel. He just flat out didn't show up. Geez, I hope he doesn't pull crap like that when someone calls 9-1-1.
I've got another date with The Comedian this weekend. I'm meeting his dog Tucker. I suppose this will be the litmus test. If Tucker approves, then I'm certain The Comedian will start investing some real time in me.
I plan on bribing Tucker with treats. :)
Epilogue aka DONE
15 years ago
I highly recommend bribing animals. My relationship with K's cat significantly improved when I brought him a catnip mouse toy.
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