I Want a Refund

My horoscope in today's paper:

"This will be a fortunate day for you. So many things will go right it’s almost as if you have someone “up there” on your side making sure everything falls into place. Maybe you do. Maybe your guardian angel is putting in some overtime."

The day is half over. Nothing has gone my way thus far.

We'll see what happens tonight at dance class. Maybe I won't trip and fall down this time.