Oscar Round Up

My favourite moments from last night:

* Neil Patrick Harris singing the opening number.

* George Clooney looking bored to death.

* Christoph Waltz winning Best Supporting Actor.

* Anything Steve Martin said.

* Cameron Diaz getting completely flustered with the teleprompter.

* Steve Carell making Cameron's blunder look like it was rehearsed.

* Anything Tina Fey said.

* Robert Downey Jr.'s bow-tie & glasses.

* Oprah's introduction of Gabourey Sidibe and the shot of Gabby bawling her eyes out.

* Ben Stiller. OMG, I'm still laughing.

* Kathryn Bigelow double-fisting her Oscars.

* Sandra Bullock from red carpet to tearful yet funny acceptance speech. God bless that woman!

Least favourite moments:

* Kathy Ireland's robotic red carpet interviews.

* Charlize Theron's dress.

* The obvious oversight of Farrah Fawcett & Bea Arthur from the "In Memoriam" tribute.

* Mo'Nique's acceptance speech.

I decided that next year, I'm going to the Oscars. It'll be either as a gate crasher or as an invited guest. Either way, I'm THERE!